ass flute 

1) (v.) To blow smoke up one's ass.

2) (n.) Someone who blows smoke up their ass for person gain or advancement.

Jack is such and ass flute.

ass flute by hard worker November 6, 2008

ass flute 

There is no such thing as an ass flute.

Dean: "I wanna play your ass flute."

Jane: "There is no such thing as an ass flute."

ass flute by Jon James November 9, 2007

ass-fluent 

A person that talks a lot of shit.

Stop being so ass-fluent!

ass-fluent by MELody010 May 3, 2011

assflute 

see Chris Caplinger,
a flute for the ass

Chris Caplinger is a huge assflute.


Chris Caplinger, a master assfloutist, enjoys rough prison sex

assflute by chris April 1, 2005