Top Definition
1) (v.) To blow smoke up one's ass.

2) (n.) Someone who blows smoke up their ass for person gain or advancement.
Jack is such and ass flute.
by hard worker September 23, 2008
There is no such thing as an ass flute.
Dean: "I wanna play your ass flute."

Jane: "There is no such thing as an ass flute."
by Jon James October 23, 2007
see Chris Caplinger,
a flute for the ass
Chris Caplinger is a huge assflute.

Chris Caplinger, a master assfloutist, enjoys rough prison sex
by chris April 01, 2005
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