ass crisps 

When one does not whipe properly and leaves shit all over their asshole and allows it to dry. Friction then causes a flaking of the dried poo and accumulates in ones underwear, often in a fine powder.

After john found out he had ass crisps he sprinkled them all over my chocolate cake.

ass crisps by splosion squad September 28, 2009

Ass Crispy 

An ass crispy: the lint at the top of your asscrack mixed with sweat and discharge after strenuous activity. The color varies depending on the undergarment color you are wearing. Commonly mistaken for dingleberries.

Ewww! Don't flick your ass crispy at me!

Ass Crispy by Kevin Pacella June 21, 2008

Ass Crispy Treat 

A nice solid turd that is fresh from the poopshoot and hard as a rock.

Omg, Stephanie made me eat her ass crispy treats at the party last night

Ass Crispy Treat by ChuggyLittleBuddy May 22, 2021

Crisp ass

A perfect ass.

Damn, I just wanna take a bite out of that crisp ass!

Crisp ass by A-mazz-ing February 3, 2017

Crispy Ass Flakes 

Noun. Flakes via the anus that are quite crispy.

If you don't wipe good enough, you accumulate crispy ass flakes.

Crispy Ass Flakes by 3guyjoe November 19, 2013