ass crisps

When one does not whipe properly and leaves shit all over their asshole and allows it to dry. Friction then causes a flaking of the dried poo and accumulates in ones underwear, often in a fine powder.

After john found out he had ass crisps he sprinkled them all over my chocolate cake.

by splosion squad September 28, 2009

Crisp ass

A perfect ass.

Damn, I just wanna take a bite out of that crisp ass!

by A-mazz-ing February 03, 2017