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I might plat my ass beard
by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003
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You Mom has a assbeard
by Gabe Adams August 21, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A hairy butt crack. When someone bends over and their butt crack is showing with massive amounts of hair.
Whoa dude check out that ass beard over there.
by Spiffy McGee October 14, 2008
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The hairs directly above one's asscrack that as one ages may grow up and towards the waistline. Usually found on men.
Dude, is that codger hidin' a badger in his shorts or is that just a wicked assbeard?!
by katgrrl October 03, 2008
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The hairs up your ass.
omfg i am pwnz0ring j00 n00b!

no ure hacking im telling gamemaster!

eat my assbeard n00b!
by Arran January 06, 2005
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