Person 1: I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS BEARD OF THEM ALL!!!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person
4: Could'
t you all just shut the f*
ck up about these ass beards.
Person
4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person
4: ... Who'
s the real legend now!