another name for the homosexual who roams the halls of sjb. his real name is alexander and he rides horses. as chummy says, "he rides the boloney poney."
ass ranger is a flaming homsexual who rides horses.
by mattsmuthazluva May 02, 2003
Gay man. Sometimes refers to gay cowboy types or backwoods hicks that like anal sex.
That guy in the cowboy hat with the pink tutu is a real ass ranger.
by Willy Nilly April 28, 2003