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1.
The look of the toilet bowl after diarrhea when one consumed corn the day before. Thus making the toilet bowl look like refried beans and corn.
Man #1. Holy shit, I just had the worst toilet experience.

Man #2. Based on that burrito you crushed last night I'd imagine you had an epic case of ass nachos.
by lil' butt February 21, 2013
 
2.
Verb: An unskilled driver who suddenly cuts you off in traffic.
As the driver of the other car swerved and ran me off the road, I proceeded to scream out the windo "Watch where your going ASS NACHOS!"
by Jeffadies October 12, 2008
 
3.
"a tortilla chip with poop and cheese on it?"

"a very uncomfortable situation"

"it's like a blowjob with a twist"

"it is whatever you make of it"

well...i guess thats that..
you are an assnacho...
by penfifteen December 06, 2003