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1. ass bib
A cloth worn beneath one's anus to prevent fecal matter from coming into contact with one's briefs or pants while defecating in public.
The nearest rest stop was 50 miles away. I had to shit on the side of the road. Luckily, I had my ass bib.
by CJAH Apr 21, 2004 add a video
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