this one time i was fucking a girl in the ass from behind and noticed that the ky and her bung juices formed a fucked up brown liquid
by stinky July 7, 2003
When a person eats a salad that is tainted with salmonella causing diarrhea consisting of chunks of vegetation mixed with shit.
by Ashley James Williams June 1, 2018
by TheConcierge April 14, 2005
A term often used by those living in the North-Eastern United States, where rapidly changing winter weather creates slippery conditions for pedestrians without warning. Similar to taking a "wicked shitter," going "ass over tea kettle" describes the motion of the body as it somersaults uncontrollably on a driveway or down a set of basement stairs, for example. The tea kettle is valued during cold winter months and is used metaphorically to assert that something important (along with one's ass) has been damaged in the fall.
Not realizing that the driveway froze over, I went ass over tea kettle while goin' out to get the mail.
by Red-lah February 3, 2022
Being so busy that you do not have anytime for anything else. No time to spare deeply involved in whatever the task and goal is!
by StarmanG September 29, 2019
In the state of being pissed off
by Assoverteakettle July 2, 2013
The act of pouring boiling water into an open anus and subsequently steeping a tea bag in said butthole to create a warm, soothing beverage.
"I need something to soothe my sore throat and my ass eating fetish"
"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."
"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."
by sophisticatedDooba August 3, 2022