When a situation is so ridiculously foolish that asinine does not properly describe it; the situation is asiten. Usually requires a 2/3 majority agreement amongst friends to elevate a situation from asinine to a level of asiten.
Friend 1 I just got a parking ticket 10 minutes after receiving a speeding ticket. This is asinine!
Friend 2 Bullshit; this is asinten!
Friend 3 All those in favor of asiten for this situation say I.