asian pop tart 

1. When you take a pop tart, preferably uncooked, and smash it against someones head and in their hair. The sticky goo should get all in their making it difficult to get out.

2. Or when a man ejaculates inside a woman, and then takes a potato chip and scraping off all the semen and vaginal liquids and eating said potato chip.

1. OH!!! I just shoved a pop tart in your emo hair! You got an asian pop tart, poser bitch! Fuckin suck on that you emo shit!

2. Mmmm... that asian pop tart tasted sooo good, baby!

asian pop tart by PASHU May 6, 2006

pop-asian 

an asian, who wears really preppy clothing. They also act as if they're h&m models. They want their hair to grow out into a Justin Bieber style.

girl: hey whats with the new clothes?
Quinn: oh I went shopping at h&m
girl: Quinn! You're so pop-asian!
Quinn: -.-

pop-asian by madhollteagalis October 6, 2010

Asian Popcorn 

The designation given to instant noodle packets with the intention of consuming them in their raw and uncooked state. It is customary to add the included seasoning package to enhance flavoring.

Oakley: Im hella hungry, but we have nothing left to eat...
Asian: Dude... we have ramen left...
Oakley: (Smirk) ...Asian Popcorn

Asian Popcorn by wasabe_who May 28, 2009

asian popsicle 

When a big white guy has sex standing up with little Asian woman while she straddles him.

Tim lifted Emily up and stuck his stick into her turning her into an Asian Popsicle during the second UFC fight.

asian popsicle by Tim in Sedro November 16, 2013

That Popular Asian

That one asian who's lucky enough to be accepted by the "popular kids." Typically very funny, nice, and attractive, and fun to be around. Usually if not fully asian, part asian along with some other race making them attractive somehow. Guys usually really like the Popular Asian for her unique look, and they're not as typical as any other girl. They also have very nice bodies, and personalities.

fine sexy hot unique exotic popular

Boy 1: Yo, who's that girl. She's hot.
Boy 2: Oh, that's Ling Ling, she's "that popular asian."
Boy 1: She's fine.
Boy 2: I know, Josh, Richie, and Nick think so too.

That Popular Asian by mewmewpark January 23, 2011