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Asian Gangster

Asian Gangsters, or AGs for short, is a term commonly used to describe people of oriental descent who reside in the area of Surrey. They are known as the Surrey Boys. They frequently use the term "bro" and proceed to "smash up" those who offend them.

Asian Gangsters spend most of their time chasing Little Girls, or LGs, at the mall.

To become an Asian Gangster one must own branded goods such as Louis Vuitton or Gucci as this is a trademark signature of an AG. They frown upon those who don't own any LV or Gucci items, and refer to them as "Big FOIGs".

An Asian Gangster must also never have written an apology or do so in the future as a result of defeat in the game of Fifa by a 5 goal margin. Doing so will immediately strip said person of an Asian Gangster status.
Commonly used by Chengman on YouTube

Chengman: It is I, Chengman, and I'm at the mall today to look for some LGs!
Chengman: Yo WTF you say bro? You want me to get Surrey Boys to come SMASH YOU!

Me: Hey Lips, get a load of this!
Lips: Man, you be trippin! Asian Gangster for life!
Me: Na dawg, you ain't no AG.. you a Big FOIIIG!
Asian Gangster by KatSam12 September 18, 2013
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Asian Gangster Wannabe 

An asian that often lives in a poor ghetto area and tries to garner respect by spiking their hair, smoking, and wearing baggy and dark or white clothes. Many try to get a tattoo and try to join gangs but they look absolutely pathetic. They can often be seen driving an old honda with a ton of add-ons listening to either hip-hop or rap. Talks like a mix between fob and wannabe ghetto. Are often very short and hang around clueless girls who try to dress perverted and wear enormous amounts of make-up.
Asian Gangster Wannabe: Yo, homie, why yo talk like you know me?

Asian: First off, I wasn't talking to you. No one wants to talk to your type. Stop shaming our race.

AGW: Yo Brotha!

Black: You ain't black you dumbass!

AGW: Wassup dawg, when you gonna show mah shizzle some respect?

White: Sorry, but I dont speak your language.

asian gangster

a very ghetto asian who shoots any bitch out there.and is from the hood
boy 1:that asian gangster shot me last night.
boy 2:Damn suck for you niga
boy 1:And i was really bleeding.
asian gangster by jockofer July 14, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026