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Asia Kong is an unfortunately shaped woman who appeared in the 1995 PCFX game "Zen-Nippon Joshi Pro Wrestling: Queen of Queens."

The nickname originated from an episode of 1UP.com's "Broken Pixels" show.

When Asia Kong was born, they tried to kill her, but it was documented that nothing CAN kill Asia Kong. Not conventional weapons, at least.
Asia Kong had a lot of practice eating children and taking hormones.
by JohnnyDopefish May 05, 2009
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