Ashgan 

Ashgan's are some of the best people out there. She's shy when you first meet her but once you break her shell, she super funny and throws puns every where. Ashgan's also have the best advice! She'll always be there for you when if you guys are far apart, it doesn't stop her! Ashgan's make the best friends and girlfriends.

Friend: I wish someone would give me advice like an Ashgan!

Friend: I know right? They're the best!

Ashgan by Lovely_Mei March 26, 2016

ashes hauled 

Relief from sexual tension. Getting laid, getting off.

Mandy, I need to get my ashes hauled. Can you help me?

ashes hauled by Octopod November 8, 2003

Wake up and smell the ashes 

A rare version of wake up and smell the coffee, famously used by the Gman in the beggining of half life 2.

So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

Wake up and smell the ashes by SirGuindilla September 28, 2019

Ashgo 

The term used to describe an ego which is too big for its own good. People with an Ashgo are very full of themselves and will make them seem better than you.

"OMG that guy is so full of himself!"
"Yeah.... He has such an Ashgo..."

Ashgo by Pocshi October 14, 2011

Ashgan 

awesome person!
suppaa sexy.

"Isn't that awesome, sexy person's name Ashgan?"

Ashgan by bossssssslife October 6, 2011

grandmas ashes 

THE BEST TASTING THING FUCKING EVER. LIKE HOLY SHIT IT TASTES GOOD

Person 1 I ate grandmas ashes
Person 2 lucky

grandmas ashes by trexhv December 12, 2019

ashganistan 

Another word for the town of Ashington due to its drug crimes and its reputation as a town

‘Have ye heard aboot ashganistan, aye malcom got arrested for dealing ket to bairns’

ashganistan by TryMeImGrimey July 28, 2021