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An asexual striptease is when a person puts all their clothes on in a provocative way, such that an asexual person will gain excitement from it.
Barry: Aw, man, Sarah gave me the best asexual striptease last night...
Billy: Who would want to see Sarah with clothes on?
by freddy lunch September 24, 2010