worderer (as in word murderer)

(noun) A mindless, thoughtless piece of shit who has no regard for the English language and demonstrates it frequently by leaving off modifiers such as adverbs and other word endings rendering them incomplete in an effort to sound cool or "hip". Worderer also applies to assholes who misuse or substitute and replace words that sound similar, also known as 'Bunkerisms' as in Archie Bunker from the 1970s CBS hit sitcom.

Example 1
Steve: Hey man, did you see the meteor shower last night?
John: No. I slept through it.
Steve: That's too bad. It was incred, Bro; beyond spectac. The whole show was a real sight to behold. Quite invig. Don't I speak like a douche?
John: Why, yes you do! You're such a worderer (as in word murderer).

Example 2
When the man in the restaurant began to choke, AnnaMaria shouted, "Does anyone know the Heineken remover?"

worderer (as in word murderer) by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 23, 2015

Free as in Beer

Something that is costs nothing in the monetary sense. Used to differentiate from something classified as 'free' that has restrictions or fine print attached to it eg. freedom of speech or software licences

The beer at a party was free but I paid for it in the morning

Free as in Beer by idlehands September 21, 2004

please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays.. 

A really shitty use of the word tag

If you clicked this, you know

please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays.. by Freak July 30, 2003

Anythingleberry (as in huckleberry) 

Wordplay on the second and more common usage of the word huckleberry, which came to mean, in the words of the "Dictionary of American Slang: Second Supplemented Edition" (Crowell, 1975):

"A man; specif., the exact kind of man needed for a particular purpose. 1936: "Well, I'm your huckleberry, Mr. Haney." Tully, "Bruiser," 37. Since 1880, archaic.

The "Historical Dictionary of American Slang" which is a multivolume work, has about a third of a column of citations documenting this meaning all through the latter 19th century.

Anythingleberry (as in huckleberry)

girl: we need two cups of onions

boy: i'll be your choppleberry

or

boy: i am tired

girl: go to bed sleepleberry

or

girl: wanna play a game?

boy: i'll be your scrabbleberry!

Anythingleberry (as in huckleberry) by A.Rye.In.Portland June 2, 2009

Twos (as in 2's) 

There's no such word as Tuze (previously listed elsewhere on this site). The correct word for 2 people sharing 1 cigarette, is two's!

We only have one cigarette so let's twos (as in 2's) it.

Give us two's on your fag!

Twos (as in 2's) by Tinkabelxx August 2, 2011

special? As in an educated sort of way? 

When someone brags about being special,you reply back: Special, as in an educated sort of way? This means they are retarded.

Tammy said she got a raise at work because she was special. I replied back,Special? as in an educated sort of way?

special? As in an educated sort of way? by tommy got fingered December 7, 2010

check, "get a check" (as in a Disability check for Mental Illness) 

used to express exasperation after explaining a topic to someone whom is just not getting it

No girl, a asshat is like someone who has their head up their ass.

How can they have their head up their ass when you said they have a hat on it?

Girl, you can get a check!!!

check, "get a check" (as in a Disability check for Mental Illness) by vee stevens March 18, 2005