ARV

Average Restroom Visits.

First introduced back in 1984 by Lewis Skolnick when discussing the time of travel to Adams College with Gilbert Lowell.

Lewis: It's gonna be a great year. Now, I figure with lunch and two ARVs, we should be on the road approximately _ hours, __ minutes and __ seconds.

Gilbert: ARVs?

Lewis: Average restroom visits.

(laughter)

by Lewis Skolnick April 29, 2010

ARV

Alien Reproduction Vehicle: Craft manufactured on Earth by humans using back-engineered UFO technology. Term made popular by Dr. Steven Greer of the Disclosure Project.

Many sightings of UFOs in modern times are actually ARVs flown by military personnel.

by CloudNIN September 1, 2006

arved

Arved is a fucking legend, funny as fuck and will help you out in video games when you need it. He can be a asshole sometimes but he don't mean it, overall a great guy and will make your day just that little bit better.

Yoooo you spoke to arved recently?
Nah man but I need to, I miss his humour

by graces bread May 29, 2020

Arved

An Arved is an alpha male with a big dick

Lukas: "holy shit i saw an Arved today"

by noggerbite October 8, 2019

arve

He is the richest person in your friend group, and he will always be loved.

arve your the best person in the world

by I am a piece of shit February 26, 2021

arve

ultra-mega-super wikked-awsome guy! Has one HUGE Pebus.

Arve is kewl.

by OggaBogga September 10, 2003

arve

an uncommon word to describe someone or something that is really disgusting and/or repulsive. should only be used under extreme circumstances. Usage of such a strong word without proper reason is punishable by death/slow torture in some countries.

Oh my God. You truly are an arve.

I am close to throwing up just thinking about how arve that thing was

by Jah October 1, 2003