arterial spray 

The nasty, continuous spray of blood that results from wounds to major arteries.

Go watch some samurai movies to see some serious arterial spray.

arterial spray by Tronno November 15, 2004

Arterial Carfunction

A situation where the person just “can’t even”.
In many, it will be accompanied with a red face and bulging veins about to bust.

When the dumb blonde proved Todd wrong, he almost had an arterial carfunction

Arterial Carfunction by caitiedyd17 November 21, 2022

Arterioscleriscious 

The state in which a food's deliciousness is directly proportional to the likelihood that it will harden one's arteries.

A BLT made with an entire pound of bacon? Arterioscleriscious!!!

Arterioscleriscious by Royston Lodge December 27, 2011

Artisiole 

Speedrunner speedruns

Artisiole speedruns game lol

Artisiole by Enov December 3, 2020

Arterial Carfunction

When someone “can’t even”.
Causing a red face and bulging vein on the temple about to burst.

Todd almost had a arterial carfunction when the dumb blonde proved him wrong.

Arterial Carfunction by caitiedyd17 November 21, 2022

cerebrovascular arteriosclerosis 

what the fuck did you just type?

thickening, hardening, and narrow of cerebrovascular arteries.

"yo gerald ford died to arteriosclerotic cerebrovascular disease (same thing"
"what did u just say"
"he had cerebrovascular arteriosclerosis"
bro the fuck am i supposed to do this i wrote the definition in this at the end im not spending all night making a fucking urban definition. HOLY SHIT BRO IM JUST GONNA CNP: "Cerebral arteriosclerosis is a disease that occurs when the arteries in the brain become hard, thick, and narrow due to the buildup of plaque (fatty deposits) inside the artery walls." HOLY SHIT I DEFINED IT

cerebrovascular arteriosclerosis by bolivari July 28, 2023