arsecons

Emoticons for arses.
Used in the same way emoticons are used to illustrate emotions (surprisingly) but to illustrate the condition of an arse instead.

(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Lard Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
(_o_) = Slack Ass
(_*_) = Sore Ass
(_@_) = Twisted Ass
(_<>_) = Slacker Ass
(_/_) = No Entry Ass

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 26, 2004