Arnold Palmer Half and Half 

The most delicious blend of lemonade and tea by Arizona teas. It was named after a famous golfer (Arnold Palmer), whose pictures are featured all over the can. This stuff has to have crack in it or some other addictive substance because I never stop drinking it. It's sooo good. So good I wrote an ode poem about it my junior year of high school for my writer's craft class.

Kristen: Damn. This is the best kush I ever had. You want a hit?
Sarah: Nahhh I'm good. I got my Arnold Palmer Half and Half right here and that's all I need.

Arnold Palmer Half and Half by guess i got mah swagga back January 20, 2012

arnold palmering 

when giving head, spitting half and swallowing half

she's not a spitter or a quiter, she's does arnold palmering.

arnold palmering by the ozzman December 3, 2013

Arnold Palmer

(1): A half iced-tea half lemonade drink created by the Arizona drink company. You can find them at most 7-11's, just ask the Muslim guy working there.
(2): A sexual act where, preferably a guy, palms the head of an individual, and soon gets into a rhythm of pulling the head towards his (or her) crotch, leaving a 50/50 mixture of jizz and saliva in the overjoyed victim's mouth.

Friend 1: Did you hear what Gavin did over the weekend?
Friend 2: No, what?
Friend 1: He finally got tired of t-bagging and gave Megan the good ol' Arnold Palmer. Good man.
Friend 2: Dang......I tried to do that yesterday but turns out the bitch has herpes.

Arnold Palmer by marklikeslittleboys July 16, 2011

arnold palmer extreme 

when making a basic arnold palmer, instead of adding the ratio amount of lemonade to the iced tea, one substitutes the lemonade with one’s own urine.

Daniel couldn’t believe the sharp taste of the arnold palmer he had been fed. Unbeknownst to him, Brent had actually fed him an arnold palmer extreme with Brent’s own pee!

arnold palmer extreme by dad b January 14, 2019

Arnold Palmer

A drink made of half iced tea and half lemonade. Named after a famous golfer.

Dammit, woman, I'm thirsty! Get in the kitchen and fix me an Arnold Palmer!

Arnold Palmer by J3 May 7, 2005

arnold palmer

The sexual act of urinating into your partners rectum. Comes from the popular drink which is a mixture of lemonade and ice tea.

"I was having anal sexual intercourse last night and I couldn't help it. I had to give her the Arnold Palmer. Of course she dug it.

arnold palmer by Ricardo Sanchez Esq. July 22, 2006

arnold palmer

when a homosexual man strikes out on a date and has to tug it himself... he has a date with arnold "palmer"!

paul: hey brad how'd your date go last night?
brad: fuckin terrible. dude smelled like old man balls and talked like nic cage!
paul: so home alone?
brad: yeah played the front 9 with arnold palmer!!

arnold palmer by special_OV July 15, 2013