The act of frollocking amist a sandstorm over ones sexual desire. Activities include acheiving climax over sand pleasure.

"corr blimey, had me some Armernian Handlebar last night, proper nice"
"corr blimey, had me some Armenian HandleBar last night, proper nice"
by TooRayYay April 24, 2020
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the most extravagant and expensive wedding on the planet. it’s filled with traditions such as the groom must “take” the bride from the house and some shoe gets stolen in the process. it’s a big deal. the wedding must have a minimum of 350 people and if it’s not at Metropol banquet hall, then ur doing it wrong. it’s filled with a bunch of drunk and angry armenians and gorgeous and glammed up ladies. usually lasts until 4am (at least that’s when they bring the eggs with tomatoes)
“Where were you last night u were out until the morning?!”

“i was at an armenian wedding! it was epic
by sm102938 July 24, 2018
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An act of faking an injury during a car accident in hopes get a insurance check
Person #1: yo how did you get your insurance company to pay you so much money
Person #2: Just do the Armenian Neck Job
by SamSam42069 July 15, 2023
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When you ejaculate onto some popsicles, put the popsicles in the freezer, and then insert said popsicles into a person's anus and then pull out the popsicles and lick them.
I stayed home last night and made some Armenian Pleasure popsicles.
by Unicorn Brad October 28, 2021
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The Armenians think the Armenian genocide actually happened. It didn't happen ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ tr
by Tom28281 July 11, 2023
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Hairy toes being exposed in flip flops at an inappropriate time.
"OMG is that Pete over there? He's so talented, we should say hi!"

" Yeah Pete's cool, I just can't hang when his ten tiny Armenian friends start exposing themselves in public."
by Knowmatik August 9, 2019
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A clinic of one more more female women involving at least one Armenian . Blow and Ecstasy crucial for keeping Armenian penis erect.
Jon Calls Billy " Hey billy , theres two homeless women in Orillia looking for a clinic , a plate of food and a roof to sleep under. Bring the blow , i've got the coke for our ARMENIAN CLINIC"
by 69420jimbojones March 12, 2021
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