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Coined by VoteForTheWorst.com, an Archtard is a person who has spontaneous orgasms when thinking about David Archuleta. They dream of marrying David Archuleta, and their main argument is that 'you're all just jealous'.
David Cook Fan: Season 7 was the last good season.

David Archuleta Fan: Nuh-uh! It was good until David Cook won!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WONT HE SHAVE?????????

David Cook: Luls. Archtard.

David Archuleta Fan: JEALOUSY! RACISM MAYBE! UMMMMM........ JEALOUSY!!!!! FUCKY FUCKY FUCKISH FUCK SHIT!

David Cook Fan: You're cool.

David Archuleta Fan: Forserious?

DCF: No.

DAF: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Archtard by LULSMOMMA April 21, 2010
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Architard 

A person who believes they are highly skilled in residential or commercial design, when more likely, they one I.Q. point away from selling paint at Home Depot.
When you see a house or building that is ugly beyond comprehension, you might say "Uck! Who was the architard on that one, Frank Lloyd Wrong?!"
Architard by Mr. RFL August 14, 2006
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arch-tard 

An employee who works at Mcdonalds, the type who doesn't understand English.
"I went to get some fries, and the arch-tard messed up my order.."
arch-tard by Arne Sunassem August 22, 2007
1) A terrified, low skilled player that can never grasp the concept that Arc Raiders being not just about PVE, but also, PVP.

2) Negotiating every match while in the act to be "nice" just to collect junk, to craft parts for their other friends.
Looting & shooting Arc's is one thing. But the concept of looting & shooting other people in game is forbidden. Nothing but a bunch of low tiered Arctard(s) with zero skills to extract with greater loot.
Arctard by King Demon X212 January 23, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026