Aphorism 

proverbs, sayings we use every day. IE: You are what you eat.

That phrase is an aphorism.

Aphorism by Jessica (Ja-ka/Ayame) September 4, 2006

Arborism

Act of working with trees under the table to maximize milking the government of all the free benefits possible .

Lance is guilty of arborism.

Arborism by Tskyfox6969 November 3, 2018

Aphorismus 

Toddler german learners who shat in the first sentence of their essay and beg their teachers to consider that a pigeon has shat on it not them but their teacher already knows that the whole essay is nothing but a shit.
Synonym : awkward exam shit writers.

Oh man!
I have an aphorismus in my class.

Aphorismus by Souroush December 12, 2019

AphorismForest 

A man with a far higher level of intelligence than most. Great to have a chat with!

You've got to love chatting with AphorismForest eh.

AphorismForest by EyeSawEwe September 11, 2022

Aprilism 

A phrase or saying(usually made by a friend) meant to invoke a sense of shock or convey something theoretically silly.

Person A: “Hey so…Adam said he would rip out my nose hairs and cook them like spaghetti noodles?”
Person B: “Oh dude don’t worry that’s just another Aprilism of his”
Person A: “Oh cool.”

Aprilism by Cactushehehahaha January 5, 2024

All aphorisms are true

You see...

Hym "I made up this bullshit aphorism for faggy little YouTube channel and I'm HOPING people will accept that as truth and love in delusion for the rest of their lives while I fill up my pockets with unearned money... Because all aphorisms are true! DERRRRRRRRRR! DERRRRRRRRRRR! *deep inhale* DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

All aphorisms are true by Hym Iam January 12, 2025