APPLEFART

STUPID EGG HAT

Bruh, why are you wearing that Applefart? It looks worse than a Christmas Sweater

APPLEFART by SlapBassZero January 3, 2021

applefag 

A apple zealot which has an obstinate obsession with products and decisions made by Apple Incorporated whether they are good or bad.

Applefags defend Apple Incorporated decisions and products at any cost, even if it's to their dignity.

"Joe is such an applefag, he would buy a rock if it had the Apple logo on it."

applefag by Anonymous33491 May 18, 2009

Appletard 

Refers to an overly uncritical devotee of Apple culture, or iLife. Synonym: iTard.

Some Appletards even began lining up outside stores for the iPhone a week before its realease.

Appletard by JoshuaSmith November 3, 2007

Appletard 

The losers that choose to stand in line for hours at an Apple store any time Apple releases something new.

That Appletard has been in line since 4pm yesterday to get the new iPhone.

Appletard by WartimeFirefighter June 27, 2010

appletart game 

A game invented in October 2009 at First Flight High School where participants use the word appletart or some of its variants. Originally it was focused on who could say it the loudest but has evolved over time. The ways to play include:
1. Who can say appletart the loudest?
2. Who can say appletart the most in a game?
3. Who will say appletart last?
4. Who will day appletart in the funniest or most awkward situations?
5. What word will be matched when someone says appletart? Will it be appletart, applepie, poptart, or something else?

1. kid 1: Appletart.
kid 2: Appletart!
kid 1: APPLETART!
Kid 1:APPLETART!!!
kid 3: AAAPPLETAAARRT!!!!!
kid 4: There goes another appletart game.

2. I love playing the appletart game. Appletart!

appletart game by appletartkid December 26, 2011

Appletard 

An individual whoe entire life is devoted to - indeed defined by - the existence of Apple products

ZOMG, crApple just released a new iPhone/iPad/iPod/iCar/iShoe/iChair that is slightly different to the model I already own - let's all go an queue up for four days just to be the first to own it!!!

Shut the fuck up, you Appletard

Appletard by Zebulebu June 5, 2011

amplifart 

When u hold in a fart in class but then it slips out and it is amplified from the hard chair

Damn man that kid in our physics class amplifarts all the time

amplifart by Urmomispoo69 January 1, 2017