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slurred speech by that of an Italian ginzo as a result of drinking an excessive amount of alcoholic beverages. Some acts of this can be blurred vision, redonkulous comments and phrases such as crevices and caves, and loss of balance. One may feel as if they are walking on icy lava with the assistance of their good ol friend captain morgan.
Dude, my friend was so trashed on Thursday night he was saying wack shit such as apple mctoaster
by harry panees November 08, 2010