Apathostic

A religious philosophy where the adherent, while recognising that there may or may not be a higher power at work in the universe, just simply doesn't care.

Note: Credit to Mark Gibson for independently coming up with the concept.

I was reading an epic flame war between Atheists and Theists about the nature of God, and I realised that I simply don't care if it's true or not. I think I've become Apathostic.

Apathostic by Zebidee55 May 13, 2010

analasticity

The condition or property of an anus being elastic; anal flexibility.

The measure of how far one's asshole is capable of stretching.

Porn director: We're looking for a girl with very good analasticity.

Porn starlet: That's me! I can fit 4 cocks in my ass at once!

analasticity by Paultera January 13, 2009

analistic 

When you talk out of your ass

"Every time my ex talks to me, it's so 'analistic'."

analistic by Poogasm January 24, 2016

analastic limit 

When a person's anal spincter cannot return to it's original form normally after some severe anal penetration.

I just fucked her ass so hard that it passed it's analastic limit.

analastic limit by Randy George August 23, 2011

applastic

The extremely cheap but shiny plastic that all apple products are made from.

Treated with a special shine agent which an iTard can detect from almost 4 miles away with their sense of tard.
A metal version is rumoured to be available, but has been proven to be nothing more than a thin veneer of aluminium over more applastic, with the logo showing through.

Comes in any colour, so long as that colour is white.

Has a rotten apple silhouette stamped in every sheet.

iTard: OOOO look at that new fad! its crap.
Normal person: No it's not, it's functional, sensibly priced and fulfils a purpose.
iTard: THIS one is better its the new i-<insert name here> waffle waffle....
Normal person: But its covered in applastic <feels sick>

Steve Jobs: WHEN WILL THE NEW APPLASTIC BE READY!!
AppleZombie: sooooooon, sir..... braaaaaiiiiinsss....
Steve Jobs: Excellent! Now I will dominate my pathetically small market share of applastic addicts, iTards and dumbasses who know nothing about technology and have more money than sense EVEN MORE!!

applastic by Corneliusthecunning May 19, 2009

analistic 

One who over analyzes

This Nigga being all analistic!

analistic by Cameo2424 November 26, 2015

analisticly

Someone who secretly loves any act of anal , sexually of non-sexual but will completely deny any or all liking to it.

Karlie told me she was late for dinner cuz she was analisticly taking a shit.

analisticly by Lovethatthroat January 22, 2017