antlery 

horny, aroused, turned on, ready to blow

"Dude, I am so fucking antlery right now, I could hump the next thing that comes along."

"He was so antlery last night!"

"My boss is always antlery; he can't keep his hands off me."

antlery by Thrash-Ra February 4, 2009

The Antlers 

An incredible indie rock band from Brooklyn, New York, composed of Peter Silberman, Darby Cicci, and Michael Lerner. They are most popular for their amazing 2009 concept album, Hospice. More recently, they have released an album titled "Burst Apart," which is just as wonderful. Their music is best listened to while alone in the dark.

Person A: "The Antlers are my favorite band EVER."
Person B: "Never heard of them. Do they play holiday music?"
Person A: "No, silly. Here, listen to this!"
(Person B Listens)
Person B: "Whoa, that's AWESOME."

The Antlers by Jean Simmons June 24, 2011

bag of antlers 

Term used to describe how a very skinny and/or bony woman looks or feels like.

Screwing her was like doing it with a bag of antlers.
or
She needs to eat more. She's starting to look like a bag of antlers.

bag of antlers by Archibald Leech April 10, 2006

Ass Antlers 

A type of tattoo, usually worn by women, on the lower back and branching upwards from the buttcrack. From the original German "Arschgeweih".

I could see her ass antlers poking up above her little thong.

Ass Antlers by Fuzzy Bunny April 23, 2004

Pants Antler 

According to some canadian online videographers, this term is slang for the man organ one carries in his pants.

If you are needing to go pretty bad, you may drain your pants antler behind that tree over there.

Pants Antler by sealver December 14, 2010

arse-antlers 

a tattoo just above the buttocks, having a central section and curving extensions on each side

She bent over and revealed the arse-antlers that were hidden under her shirt.

arse-antlers by Peter Michael (Canada) March 19, 2008

awkward antlers 

this means nothing. some idiot prep made this up after hearing about the awkward turtle.

the awkward antlers, are you shitting me?

awkward antlers by guernica January 17, 2008