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antijoke 

1.A biblical term-The one who goes against the joke. The destroyer of humor and punchlines.
2. Horwitz
"your not funny, your like the anti-joke".
antijoke by KungFu April 1, 2005

Antidotes For Nancyll 

The Antidotes For Nanyll-imbonotics are as followes:
1) AIDS
2) Colonoscopy
3) Sex With A Male Donkey (preferrably from Brazil)
4) Immideate injection of a 20-ounce dose of ibuprofin
5) Streak on A Soccer Field During A World Cup
6) Bathing in 50 Gallons of pure salt
7) A severe bite to the leg from a Spidermonkey
8) Insertion of Fish Eggs via the ear
9) Removal of The penis
10) Removal of Appendix
The Antidotes For Nancyll are very strange, but they work!

antijoke 

A joke/pun that is usually not funny, but on occassion is amusing. Basically any joke made or said by Debbie.
Q: What's a fish with no eye?
A: A fsh!

Man, that was such an antijoke!

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye-deer!

Lame! What an antijoke, man.
antijoke by Awesome Wizard August 29, 2008

antijoke 

A joke that is usually not funny, but on occassion is amusing. Basically any joke made or said by Debbie.
Q: What's a fish with no eye?
A: A fsh!

Man, that was such an antijoke!

Anticoke 

A white substance that can be mashed to look, in form, similar to powder cocaine. Although not actual cocaine, it is used in the process of cutting cocaine to make the initial amount appear larger. Anticoke can be anything, from aspirin or sugar to another drug like ecstasy. The term is derived from the word "anti-matter" from particle physics and quantum chemistry meaning a particle that is effectively opposite to another particle labeled as "matter."
"Try this blow that John gave me"
"This stuff is terrible, it must have so much anticoke in it, it doesn't even taste like blow."
Anticoke by leomac13 August 14, 2008
Doesn’t have nor want any hoes
Ayo Joshua over there stays to himself he antihoes.
antihoes by Bigm4 September 28, 2021