Top Definition
A person who has next to zero chance of ever knowing what a vagina feels like (i.e. will never get laid). Just being around an anti-lay is a huge cockblock in itself. Sausage wallet in a 20 foot radius is repelled by the aura of weak sauce genes
-97.6% of college engineering students

-"My roommate freshman year was a total anti-lay"

-The opposite of John Stamos

-Anyone who plays 'wow'
by Nitorious NIG June 03, 2009

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