Top Definition
a sock that, after being used to capture the semen of a horny college student, becomes infested with an ant colony. the poor college student finds the ant sock and is horrified beyond belief. who knew that ants loved semen so god damn much.
Dude I just went for my jiz sock and they were a shit ton ants in it. FML. guess it's an ant sock now.
by antsockboy March 31, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt