antisterbation

A combination of anticipation and masturbation.
A phrase accidentally coined by Himiko Yumeno in Danganronpa v3, it means to wait in excitement of a forthcoming sexual encoutner. The concept of anticipating a sexual encounter so much, the thought itself becomes almost as pleasurable as the experience itself.

"You guys better get excited and look forward to it with antisterbation!"
"Surely you mean "anticipation"? Or have I misunderstood the nature of this encounter...?"

antisterbation by Xenosplats October 20, 2020

appsterbation 

The act of playing with an App on an iPhone or iPad and getting excited by the experience.

Those iPhone fans are having a group appsterbation session.

appsterbation by Dictionary1234567890 September 29, 2010

wangsterbation 

A censor bypass used on the gamefaqs forums usually by Luesers to bypass the censors who autoban Masterbation. The word was originally banned by Ceejus, even though that's all he does.

Man, I wangsterbated for 50 minutes last night. I AM A GOD.

wangsterbation by Morpheus August 1, 2004

Assterbation 

The shameful process of grinding one's "derriere" into the groin area of their dance partner.

Mrs. Rode told us that if she sees any assterbation at the Christmas Dance, she's putting on her coat and leaving.

Assterbation by ChrissyFanB1 December 4, 2009

Angsturbation. 

A masturbation session that follows an episode of angst.

Dude one: "Oh man, just had a huge fight with my girlfriend."
Dude two: "You know what'll relieve that?"
Dude one: "What, man?"
Dude two: "Some good old angsturbation."

Other examples: I can't believe that douchebag fired me. That's gonna make for some good angsturbation.

Angsturbation. by pumpkin soup February 5, 2015

Assterbation 

the practise of rubbing ones genitals while dancing.

Mrs. Rode said if she sees assterbation on the dance floor she will put on her jacket and leave

Assterbation by Chrissy Rode December 4, 2009

angerbation 

The act of wanking where the object of fantasy is often the focus of some kind of anger, but also incredibly attractive. The wanking is made that much more pleasurable when it demeans the super hot person in your mind.

I hate my teacher with the unbridled fury of a thousand suns...but she's also fucking hot, so I'm gonna do some angerbation.

Guy 1: That bitch in the gym pissed me off.
Guy 2: Should make for some great angerbation then.

angerbation by Drew Perez January 11, 2009