An irritation so high up the anus that one needs to reach down between their pants and tighties to scratch it. Usually resulting in a nasy brown undy stain and one hella stinky finger.
While riding the crowded subway to work, Fat Bastard suddenly developed an angry itch. After 30 seconds of relentless digging, he retrieved his middle finger and took an intoxicating whiff. "Mmmmm...chicken burritos and refried beans", he rejoiced.
by Nine-Pac October 12, 2008