Before having sexual intercourse with a known skank one must first insert his member into a loaf of yeast filled bread. Moments after, one must proceed in having vaginal intercourse with known skank thus insuring a vicious yeast infection. (Assuming known skank is not currently afflicted with a yeast infection.)
After working at the bakery all day I went down to bang that skank megan. Little did she know that she was about to receive one hell of an angry baker.