Good willed people that end up becoming under attack by millions due to the fact they have something to believe in.Many people get angry at them because they're nice and atheist just can't stand anything that might be good willed. Stereotypes such as not allowed to do anything fun are about as resonable as black people are all gangsters and mexicans all came to america illegally. Christians have won almost every war fought by them such as in WWII when hitler proclaimed himself a god and the emporer of Japan proclaimed himself a god also. This religion has been around thousands of years with all of the sudden atheist trying to rebel deny gods existance.
Christians are just good people that do good things and follow God and get to make fun of atheist along the way such as
*Why did the atheist cross the road?
He thought there might be a sidewalk on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
*How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.
|2.||oh my gosh|
Much like oh my god, or the shortened form omg, oh my gosh can also be condensed into omg, and thus people will have no idea whether you are talking about god or gosh. However, angry Christians who hate to use the Lord's name in vain, usually type oh my gosh online, rather than oh my god.
<illiterate girl> omg u no dat movei wiff ashtin kosher???
<jew> i like kosher food.
<christian> do you dare say the lord's name in vain!?!?!?!?
<illiterate girl> no omg sry plz
<athiest> maybe she said oh my gosh.
<christian> b-b-but it may have been the other one...
<athiest> oh my god, you mean?
<christian> YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!!
<athiest> I don't believe in Hell.
<illiterate girl> omgz u loserz lolz
(So called because some evangelists literally thump their Bibles to emphasize important parts of a sermon.)
A person whose religious beliefs include strict adherence to the Bible. He is likely to deliver angry sermons to anyone who believes differently, even if that "difference" means belonging to a church that disagrees with his interpretation of Scriptures.
DeeDee's co-workers called her a Bible-thumper after she tacked gospel tracts onto the office bulletin board.
Someone who is religious to a bizzare extent. When angry, they will quote scripture at you. Often enforce their morals, values, or ideas on others. Travel in packs.
The bible nerds meet every Sunday evening to discuss scripture. Oh damn.
|5.||look back attack|
much like the houdini..but this technique uses a bit different approach.
It is when you a screwing a girl in the doggie possition and right before you cum you gargle up a huge loogy and spit it right on her back..when she turns around and glares at you for the gross loogy you pull out and cum attack her face...hence the look back attack
I tied the look back attack on christians girlfriend last night..my aim was dead on
Members of the anti-gay group who protest at the funerals of American military personnel killed in Iraq, led by the Rev. Fred Phelps. Phelps believes American deaths in Iraq are divine punishment for a country that he says harbors homosexuals. The group finances their activities by suing churches and individuals by claiming impairment of their First Amendment rights and assault by angry and disgusted mourners.
"Those Phelpsies are some sick bastards and sure aren't Christians."
A calmative remedy to a Bale Out.
Mac n Row went out for dinner with some Christians and the Waiter offered to take their order whilst they were engaged in a debate. The whole table promptly did a Bale Out at the interrupting Waiter and the Chef dropped a couple Balium tablets into their meals to calm them down.