1.) have extreme rage... rage enough that you would bite the head off of a small helpless animal.
2.) only listen to metal
3.) cry everytime you hear panic at the disco
4.) only speak at night time
5.) consider taking shots of everclear a religious experience and deem it holy
6.) self-induce vomit outside of a church every 3rd sunday of each month
7.) snort precisly 4 table spoons of chili pepper, then have the balls to ask for more