Sawdust and Semen

If you can quickly slip this phrase into a conversation, it'll keep the dumbest person present thinking for a while, then suddenly exclaim, "Wait.. WHAT?"

Elis: What took you so long?
Lucia: I had to shower!
Frank: Why not shower later?
Lucia: I was dirty!
Elis: Would you rather be covered in sawdust and semen?
Lucia: Yes! Wait... WHAT?

Sawdust and Semen by The Jiggle May 24, 2006

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A Haily, Justin And Selena

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Adam pulled a Haily, Justin and Selena with Emma!

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selena and shiraz

This is the realest truest most passionate type of love. It is the ultimate type of couple. They’re a perfect couple and love each other to the fullest.

Selena and Shiraz will be together forever.

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selena and shiraz

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They will be in love like Selena and Shiraz

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My mind & Me ( I'm going to rewrite Selena Gomez song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

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I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before

I have no idea where these people are coming from. All these weird new people need to go back to where they came from.

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before.

i.e. WTH you’re Lebanese, what are you doing in Louisiana in the first place.

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before by confused cajun man January 13, 2021

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