ask no questions and you'll be told no lies

It is a quote by Charles Dickens that is used to reply to a question with an answer best kept untold.
The quote has been shortened to "ask no questions hear no lies" in modern use by people who do not know the origin of the quote.

Professor: How far along are you with that assignment, Peter?
Peter: Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies, Professor.
Professor: Ah, Charles Dickens. Alright then, we'll just forget about the assignment for now. I will not accept any work given to me after the hand-in date, remember that.

ask no questions and you'll be told no lies by stevie the illiterate March 16, 2017

Common questions and support documentation

When you tap that little help button at the bottom of the page, you get this.

1: tap the help button to get to the Common questions and support documentation
2: you know you want to

Common questions and support documentation by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

trial and error questions 

The most annoying, stupid, evil, most cruel math questions created by a demon in hell to make you need to guess and guess and guess again and takes up all of your time when you could solve other math problems.

Those polynomial trial and error questions are soooo wickedly vile and they need to cease existing.

trial and error questions by CrazyB0Z0 May 15, 2019

Ten Answers, Nintety Guesses, And Ninety Questions Are A Exclamation, Period <Punctuaction {Full-Stop}>, And Question MArk 

Ten Answers, Nintety Guesses, And Ninety Questions Are A Exclamation, Period <Punctuaction {Full-Stop}>, And Question MArk

Ten Answers, Nintety Guesses, And Ninety Questions Are A Exclamation, Period <Punctuaction {Full-Stop}>, And Question MArk

Ten Answers, Nintety Guesses, And Ninety Questions Are A Exclamation, Period <Punctuaction {Full-Stop}>, And Question MArk by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

10 Answers, 90 Guesses, And 90 Questions Are A Exclamation, Period <Punctuaction {Full-Stop}>, And Question Mark 

10 Answers, 90 Guesses, And 90 Questions Are A Exclamation, Period <Punctuaction {Full-Stop}>, And Question Mark

10 Answers, 90 Guesses, And 90 Questions Are A Exclamation, Period <Punctuaction {Full-Stop}>, And Question Mark

10 Answers, 90 Guesses, And 90 Questions Are A Exclamation, Period <Punctuaction {Full-Stop}>, And Question Mark by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People 

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.

Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People by TRK, Author April 25, 2008

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a 

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018