swoop and poop 

Management style of not paying much attention to things until the deadline and then criticizing the work thats been done.

What'd bet Jones comes by today and pulls a swoop and poop.

swoop and poop by Attom July 7, 2010

Coop and poop 

A coop and poop is when you poop and then recoup yourself and masturbate onto your freshly laid poop.

I had a nice coop and poop this morning!

Coop and poop by Lolermain June 8, 2021

jerk and poop 

The art of masturbating while taking a poop. Too do so you must be ready to poop and ejaculate at the said time simultaneously.

I had a nice jerk and poop the other day.

jerk and poop by Juiceton hymen August 15, 2017

Boogers and Poop 

The catch phrase that is sweeping the nation

Boogers and Poop

Boogers and Poop by CHAZ March 7, 2003

Moke and Poop 

The process of taking a moke/mole from a bong, preferably packed 70% tobacco/30% weed, and having the urgent need to poop before the moke or after. The spins of the moke combined with the dump produce a sort of euphoric feeling.

-Man it's 8 am and we got to class, you're really gonna take a moke now?
- I gotta start my day out right, can't do that without a moke and poop!

Moke and Poop by KentKemosabe December 19, 2020

Pee and Poop debate 

A debate/discussion over an incredibly mundane topic that became far too serious.

"Those people argued over the real name of a god damn movie character for 30 minutes"
"A Pee and Poop debate if I've ever seen one."

Pee and Poop debate by Bacon Bangs in Bank February 10, 2021

take a bath and poop 

an adjective describing a stinky bastard defined by the irony of taking a bath then taking a shit, thus, undoing all the stink you just removed.

Jeez, did that stinky skanky bastard just take a bath and poop or what?

take a bath and poop by Wes S. April 8, 2006