Poo Poo and Pee Pee Song 

♫Poo poo and pee pee...♫

♫Shit and piss...♫

♫feces and urine...♫

Yeah!! Poo Poo and Pee Pee Song!!!

Poo Poo and Pee Pee Song by Dancing with Fire June 24, 2011

poo poo and pee pee 

baby talk for feces and urine.

little kid:"mommy! i gotta go poo poo and pee pee real baaad!!"

poo poo and pee pee by Poo!DidYouFart? April 28, 2005

wind and pee pee

Nonsense, something without any substance or reality. The kind of talk you hear from someone with less than half the information. Taken from when changing a 'dirty' babies nappy, there's no poo, just wind and pee pee.

Don't listen to anything he says, he's all wind and pee pee.

wind and pee pee by YellaHammer May 28, 2009

Roses are red, Cini is black, his pee pee small and ball sack

Roses are red, Cini is black, his pee pee small and ball sack

Roses are red, Cini is black, his pee pee small and ball sack

Roses are red, Cini is black, his pee pee small and ball sack by WWWeEeEeEeEeEeEeE March 12, 2019

Ointment and pee 

What old people smell like

"You smell like ointment and pee."
"No, YOU smell like ointment and pee!"

Ointment and pee by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

see and pee-er 

A person who leaves unoriginal, generic or impersonal comments on MySpace by just copy and pasting (C and P) picture codes and others alike on to the page.

Shelby, a classic see and pee-er, spent hours looking through dozens of websites for picture codes to wish her MySpace friends a "Happy Hump Day."

see and pee-er by Biggest Jim August 4, 2007

park and pee 

an interstate rest stop

Dad needs to stop at the park and pee so I can get something to drink and use the restroom.

park and pee by cclevenger March 27, 2009