and my axe! 

superfluously tacked on to pretty much any sentence that ends in a noun.

Guy: we can take my car.
Person: AND MY AXE!

and my axe! by porkosi trader January 3, 2009

and my axe 

From LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring. When you are making a plan and someone decides that they want to be in on this plan, they say 'AND MY AXE' in a heavy scottish accent.

Leader: So we are going to sneak in here at night, put gnomes all over this dude's garden, get out again, are you all in?

Everyone else (in unison): AND MY AXE!!!

and my axe by wangdalfthegay June 18, 2006