Jesus, Mary, and Joseph 

A Catholic prayer used during times of great stress and turmoil; it's also used to express gratefulness when a blessing is received. Often abbreviated as "JMJ".

1. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, help all those who are trying to escape war-torn places. Amen.

2. I passed my exam! JMJ, thank you!

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph by Totus Tuus January 5, 2018

The Noobs and Joseph Show

The Noobs And Joseph Show is a ROBLOX talkshow created on June 29th of 2019 by the users j_osephx and Noobs4ProsYT, and sunnynxtes. The original show and lobby was built by the user Rhylism, but was soon to be updated and revamped by donuteter2, ccletus, wolfgirl, AS0LN, and some parts scripted by j_osephx. As of now, TN&J is still on going, and being updated. TN&J has it's own discord server, that was destroyed by a salty administrator, and remade again. TN&J has a friendly community, (mostly filled up with Flamingo's viewers), and a large administration team.

"Wanna go to TN&J, it's the best show on ROBLOX!"
"Greetings, welcome to The Noobs And Joseph Show. My name is REDACTED and I hope you have a wonderful time!"
"The Noobs And Joseph Show is really good!

The Noobs and Joseph Show by sunny the gacha crusader November 2, 2020

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph 

The pinnacle of Catholic blasphemous interjections. Often shouted, and done so only when the situation calls for it.

*A giant brown bear runs into the middle of the road, as you are driving down it*

You: JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! *Swerve*

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph by A Non-E Moose December 11, 2007

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick! by Janbaby May 13, 2010

Catherine and Joseph 

A SCHMEXY ass dude and chick who saw each other and BAM the groove was on! Catherine and Joseph are destined for blissfully immense love. People look at Catherine and Joseph and see the passion for each other in their eyes. Ohhhh yea....the flame of desire runs deep for each other and it satisfies the primal instinct. All couples strive to emulate Catherine and Joseph.

Dude, I want that boss ass type of relationship- I want a Catherine and Joseph.

Girl, me and my man are juicy hot- we got that Catherine and Joseph thang going on!

Catherine and Joseph by Firey Chick December 21, 2016

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph 

Nikocado Blablablado's catchphrase.

Nikocado: *does something* Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph by rl90599 September 5, 2020

cassidy and joseph 

a beautiful couple! won’t take anything for granted!! love each other to the moon and back! joseph is over protective and cassidy is just a girl who wants her man all to herself

cassidy and joseph are #goals

cassidy and joseph by shakisha February 9, 2018