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1 CS and a dream 

In League of legends, Killing minions or enemy champs grants gold and is your best source of Income. Like the immigrant saying "a dollar and dream" set backs and new opportunities can grant you amazing things. In league of legends, to perform the 1 CS and a dream, you have either have 1 cs by 4 min and pop off by the end of the game, and achieve the dream of winning or to simply have an early gank set you back, only to pop off an carry in that game.
Voyboy: "Tyler don't worry, I pull of the 1 CS and a dream this game"
Tyler1: "Voy, you have 1 cs on Ryze at 4 minutes. Unless you somehow pop off, I don't know if we win"
20 Min later: Tyler: "AND VOYBOY WITH THE PENTA, WTF HE REALLY PULLED OFF THE 1 CS AND A DREAM"
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b's and c's 

bloods and crips

a pointless conflict
...b's up, c's down g up in b town

yall idiots is actin' like b's and c's
b's and c's by DangerousZANE June 11, 2006

b's and c's 

Short for "berries and cherries", meaning a combination or collection of blue and red lights, usually flashing. Can also be used when referring to police vehicles with the lights on.
"Hey man, you better turn off at the next street. It's b's and c's galore up ahead! Must be a DUI checkpoint or a big accident."

"Dude, I'm thizzin' so hard. I'm about to rave out with my b's and c's! You down for a lightshow?"

Driver: "Yo bro, toss that blunt out the window!"
Passenger: "What? Why?"
Driver: "We got some b's and c's comin' up on us fast!"
b's and c's by Big Nizz November 13, 2012

T’s and C’s 

Means “Terms and conditions”. Usually heard at the end of an advert!
...And just remember T’s and C’s apply.

CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course

A waste of time curriculum provided to high schools in California provided by the CSU, meant to torture high school students taking honors and AP classes.

Consists of endless units, each based on one theme usually comprised of several articles. These articles are each accompanied by a 10-page thick list of "activities" that are the most repetitive shit in the world. They ask the same damn question ten times, phrased ten different ways, Sometimes, even more than that.

All meant to get college-bound students to begin analyzing nonfiction texts at a college level. But all it is is a waste of time. Most boring shit EVER.

It puts the "anal" in analysis.
From actual CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course packet:

Activity 12:

"What are two major assertions the author makes in this essay?"
"What does the author want us to believe?"
"What is the writer's purpose?"

Real life reactions from high school students:
Honors English 2 student" I hate this packet!
AP Language & Comp junior: I hate this packet!
AP Lang & Comp senior: I hate this packet! Guess what? IT DOESN'T GO AWAY.

CSGO and Carry 

Similar to Netflix and Chill. This is when you find a smurfer in CSGO and you just full on meet up and do it. After the fun he will carry you to global. Ez skins
I found this smurf in csgo, we participated in CSGO and Carry. 1337

2 C’s and a K 

It’s when you get some cock but don’t get the 'O'.
“Hey missy, you have fun last night?”
“Nah, just 2 C’s and a K.”
2 C’s and a K by Lizalizaliza February 16, 2020