Dry and Crusty 

A colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.

I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.

I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.

Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.

Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.

Dry and Crusty by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016

drinking B and crushing P 

simply put, getting drunk on beer then fucking a girl. the weekend goal of every single man aged 18-35.

Justin: What's going on this weekend, man?

Matt: Oh you know, the usual. Drinking b and crushing p.

drinking B and crushing P by TheRealSchwab February 12, 2010

Hot and crusty 

Hot and crusty is a sexual position which is uses by both men and women to stimulate their partner. One rubs their feet against the bed to create friction and then uses said foot to stimulate their partners genitalia. The heat caused by the friction leads to the "hot," while the "crusty" is a reference to the bunions, calluses, and or fungus on the person feet. Hot and crusty can also refer to a small bakery/eatery.

Dude I would love for that babe to five me a hot and crusty

hey we should visit a hot and crusty for some chocolate donuts

Hot and crusty by Schmerman January 27, 2011

musty and crusty 

Brooke pitta

instead of not taking a shower i was snapping people that's why i am musty and crusty

musty and crusty by aasdasdasdasdasdad October 28, 2021

The Suck and Crush 

The Suck and Crush is a sex move where you get done sucking your partners phalice, and then you crush your partners phalice against your head like a beer can!

Girl: I'm sadistic so I'm gonna perform The Suck and Crush on Daniels dick lol.
Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
Girl: When you crush your partners dick like a beer can
Girl 2: What the fuck holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you- I'm telling Daniel WTF
Girl: Hahahahahaha

The Suck and Crush by ZenTheEpicManEpicly June 4, 2020

crush and flush 

a device used for smoking pot, made out of tin foil. when your done you crush it, and flush it. disposing of any evidence.

We don't have a bowl.
Let's use a crush and flush!
OKAY!

crush and flush by Raychel O. January 7, 2007

Crusty and dusty 

Wen the female vigina has crusty dried cum left in his/her vigina abd dusty is the physical smell and look of a nasty aroma of the vigina

Commin in stripers, hoes, and female escort

Yo that bitch was crusty and dusty last night im no kidding she was

Crusty and dusty by Fuge_Nuggets December 18, 2019