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legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed 

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy
I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

Mix up and blender 

In the Jamaican dialect, mix up refers to a mélange or mixture of rumours that's usually defamatory or based on gossip. A blender is often used in the Caribbean to make blended drinks or home-made beverages by mixing stuff together. The expression alludes to rumours blending together in a mess as if a blender were at work.
Bare mix up and blender we talk 'bout over yah.

blonderella and the 7 mistakes 

Blonderella, a term used to define a short blonde female chihuahua. Also called Blondielocks.
Blonderella and the 7 mistakes. Go do the dishes.

I'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean 

a sex position where the woman takes charge and scissors the guy in a way where penetration is still happening, and squirt ontop of him
"yesterday i told my boyfriendI'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean. he's still recovering hehe"

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive 

It means i love what you've done with your couch setup.
ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

my penis is sad :(

Yeah i like strudel too

Child Labor And The Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack. 

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Person 343: Child Labor And The Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack.