crawl in a hole and die 

This is mainly used to express the feeling of mortification after a particularly humiliating social experience, leaving you wanting to "crawl in a hole and die" rather than face the people it happened in front of.

Susan: Did you really skip wearing underwear today?
Angela: Yes! And everyone at school saw when I fell down! I just wanna crawl in a hole and die, now

crawl in a hole and die by Luminol March 13, 2016

Difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground. 

A metaphor relating to a stupid, ignorance, and educated person that can not distinguish similarities between items or objects.

George is so stupid, he don't know the difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground.

Difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground. by KD.Stinkmeaner November 15, 2011

go crawl in a hole and die 

Its a sentence that is the kind way of telling someone to shut up ..:) if they are being extremely pissy.

A man walks in from of you in a McDonalds line and doesn't care you say oh go crawl in a hole and die .. Easy peasy lemmon yeezy

go crawl in a hole and die by staceym July 26, 2016

Dig a hole and jump in it

A phrase used to express disdain or displeasure at an individual's behavior, manner, or reputation, to the end of removing the offender, through shaming and humiliation, from a situation that might otherwise be considered tolerable.

"Everyone who generalizes is stupid!"

"Now, that isn't true."

"Who are you, Lord Oafish the Stupid of Idiotville!?"

"Oh, go dig a hole and jump in it."

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Dig a hole and jump in it by Umsut November 7, 2012