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fuck you, you editor named betty crocker, i bet all u do is shit on people that want a simple definition to say "xyz is also a group of people, like jackass, in socal", but no, u shit on everyone cuz u havent had sex yet and are close to a midlife crisis. FUCK YOU. if i knew u, i would honestly call u a bitch, wait for a reply , then walk away cuz i KNOW u are too bitch to say anything, or do anything, about it. u...fag. xyz is a group of guys in San Diego that party, do stunts like set a slip and slide up with nothing but gasoline, then actually slide through it, and are willing to chill with anyone. they arent "the hardest gang in the world" as some dipshit editor by the name of betty crocker, wait wait, my bad, BETTY CROCKER, thats right, all caps u dog rapist, would say behind someones back like the lil bitch he is. if he lives anywhere in socal, i want to meet him or her just to see what the lowest level of geek looks like
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| 2. | cats on meth | ||
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like lolcats,but bigger eyes,badder faces and more meth
"that cat is on meth" cats with gigantic eyes and lots of meth are 'cats on meth'
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| 3. | Raining Wolves and Tigers | ||
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An intense form of rain. Similar to the phrase "raining cats and dogs." Typically the rain is coming down in torrents before it is changed from cats and dogs, to wolves and tigers. Joe: Whoa! it's raining cats and dogs out there man!!
Adam: Nah, I'd say more like Raining Wolves and Tigers, i can barely see the street from the sidewalk! |
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| 4. | imgur | ||
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It's like reddit but friendlier, or 9gag but not 9gag because 9gag sucks hairy balls, its like 4chan but not soul eating, its everything you could want in a website and more. Imgur is a great place to spend an afternoon.
Also it has a lot of cats...A LOT of cats. imgur.com "Hey man you been on imgur lately?"
"Yea dude you see that post about the ____?" "Yea dude, i was laughing for hours!" |
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| 5. | Cats Cunt | ||
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Anyone who bludges excessively or tries to minimise the amount of work they are required to complete while on the job, whether intential or otherwise.
Cats - because they are lazy. Cunt - because more often than not someone else has to pick up the slack. The derivitave also suggests that young cats bleed on the carpet while maintained indoors, directing the respective owners to yell out in frustation and disgust "CUNT!" Person 1 - Close the front door, what were you born in a barn.
Person 2 - I'll get it on the way out. person 1 - You Fucking Cats Cunt. |
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| 6. | Blokes and Dames and BONES | ||
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Blokes and Dames and Bones (Noun, Verb and Adjective)
Meaning: A universal meaning, usually used in an extreme drunken state. Can be used entering any establishment with one or more pirates. Usually used by American girls to express their delight at the pirate orientated public house. Also can mean literally - Blokes (male variety) and Dames (female variety) and Bones (Boney variety) although rarely used. Pronunciation: Performed in a Pirate/British accent. Blok-s and Dames and BOOONNNNEEEESSSSS! (Increased accent on the Bones.) Example of Blokes and Dames and BONES: J in British accent 'This Place is full of Pirate Blokes'. C 'This is full of Blokes and Dames'. J in full Accent 'Blokes and Dames and BOOONNNEEESSSS'.
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| 7. | Ctrl+Alt+Del | ||
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1. A combination of keys used in most Windows operating system to open the task manager, most notably used for closing programs which are for some reason difficult otherwise. Has other features that no one ever uses though.
2. A gaming webcomic created by Tim Buckley often with associated other webcomics such as 8-Bit Theater, Penny Arcade, and VG Cats. However, many consider it to be inferior to the forementioned webcomics due to the fact that it often steals jokes and ideas from them. It is also considered to be a lot more commercialistic than the others. Overall, it isn't too bad though. 1. After attempting to run Windows Media Player, Battlefield 2, Doom 3, and Norton Antivirus all at the same time, my computer 'asploded and I had to use Ctrl+Alt+Del to to put it out of its mysery.
2. All hail Ethan, king of Winter-een-mas! |
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