Anal hair tear
Jeff: Dude my ass hair was getting so long and I didn't want to cut myself trying to shave so I did an Anal hair tear.
Anal hair tear by hatesjeff November 14, 2009
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anal tearage
The outcome of super intense anal sex and/or shoving very large objects inside of the anus past the point of scarred stretching.
anal tearage by creative butt buddy October 22, 2010
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Anal Tears
Diarrhoea, severe Diarrhoea.
Your ass is crying, Diarrhoea.
All wet and runny, Diarrhoea.
Just like tears, Diarrhoea.
Your ass is crying, Diarrhoea.
All wet and runny, Diarrhoea.
Just like tears, Diarrhoea.
Anal Tears by PantsofSor April 27, 2008
Pulled an Altear
An Art created by Altear
When you fall asleep accidentally Falling asleep while playing games and/or in a voice chat
When you fall asleep accidentally Falling asleep while playing games and/or in a voice chat
I heard that dude just pulled an altear, Keep Distance man
*in a voice chat*
Tim are you there?...
Ugh guys, looks like he pulled an altear...
*in a voice chat*
Tim are you there?...
Ugh guys, looks like he pulled an altear...
Pulled an Altear by _potat923_ July 9, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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