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8. anal glaucoma
A medical excuse for missing work.
I had a bad case of anal glaucoma this morning; I couldn't see my ass going into work today.
1. Anal Glaucoma
Anal Glaucoma is more like an excuse to get out of work.
boss: hello boss here
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!
by kristi ashe Apr 26, 2005 add a video
2. anal glaucoma
when you just can't see your ass doing something...
He called in with a case of anal glaucoma--said he just couldn't see his ass getting out of bed and coming in to work.
3. Anal Glaucoma
Affliction that often affects the chronically disinterested and unmotivated.
T-roy looked at the clock and made the statement to the rest of the group at the meeting, "I'm rapidly developing an affliction of anal glaucoma. I just can't see my ass sitting here listening to you folks one more minute."
by G Lo Aug 16, 2004 add a video
4. anal glaucoma
too lazy to go to work
boss; why wern't you at work today?
employee: because i just couldn't see my ass coming in to work today
by hegmo Mar 20, 2004 add a video
5. Anal Glaucoma
You can't see your ass coming to work today.
Reason used as an excuse when a person does not want to go to work.
My co-worker claimed Anal Glaucoma. When I asked what it was, someone said, "He couldn't see his ass coming to work today."
6. Anal Glaucoma
Inability to see your ass doing a thing.
Steak Fries called in sick to work today he was suffering like a motherfuckin ebola infested feces throwing monkey suffering from Anal Glaucoma and could not see his ass going to work
7. anal glaucoma
21st Century ailment or sickness.
Call the Boss;
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' you say.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' Boss says

'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'
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