a soundless, invisible burst of airborne flatulence, bearing a malodorous scent which lingers in a particular area for an extraordinarily long time. Some fart-related legends speculate that these frighteningly phantom-like gaseous wraiths originate from other dimensional planes, although they are usually blamed on living mammals. The conjuring of an anal apparition is a highly effective way to escape from a hostage crisis
whatever you do, do NOT go into the men's room...anal apparitions have taken over that bitch! It's like the freakin' lid just fell off of the Arc of the Covenant!