A very large snake. Posesses fangs, no poison i think. Will try to swallow prey whole, not constrict. There is a simple plan of action for if you are attacked by an anaconda.
Lie down on your back, with your arms by your sides and your legs together. The snake will crawl over you, checking you out. Do not panic. The snake will then try to swallow you. It will dislocate its jaw, and start to swallow you feet first - always feet first. Allow it to take you in its mouth up to your knees, this will take some time. When the snake reaches your knees, slowly pull out a long, sharp knife and isnert it between your knees and the anaconda's top jaw. Slide the knife away from you with force, hence removing the anaconda's head. The anaconda will then die, and you will be able to safely remove your shins and feet, and leave unscathed. You will not, however, be able to carry away the dead anaconda. It is simply too big.
So, now you know how, you will be able to protect yourself from anaconda attacks in any place you find them.
by basil June 22, 2004
A wrestling move that wraps the enemies neck and body so hard that it is impossible to get out of.
Caleb:"Oh my god! Joseph got Justin in the anaconda!" Jonathan:"Holy crap! he's gonna die!"
by gippy December 28, 2014
a big piece of shit.
Leslie walks out of the bathroom after an hour. "Anaconda."
by laura December 14, 2004
A Black dick, usually relating to big hot buns.
My anaconda ate up my girlfriend's buns when I fucked her.
by Baeswag January 15, 2015
A very large penis.
"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon!"

Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-a-lot
Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
by sarcasm101 December 05, 2014
a male, usually from southwestern australia, with a well known prowess in the bedroom.
What an anaconda
by Ben March 27, 2003
installer for redhat linux and fedora linux
"now starting anaconda the redhat/fedora installer"
by simplyevilemmy April 25, 2005
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