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Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas 

a 12-hour nationally broadcast special radio program of music and narrated stories, heard on over 250 stations across the United States. The program is hosted by the group's founder Chip Davis and is produced and distributed each year by WestStar TalkRadio Network
Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas is composed of the stories and legends surrounding the holiday, all keyed to today's most popular new and traditional Christmas music
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Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas 

composed of the stories and legends surrounding the holiday, all keyed to today's most popular new and traditional Christmas music.
Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas is a 12-hour nationally broadcast special radio program of music and narrated stories, heard on over 250 stations across the United States. The program is hosted by the group's founder Chip Davis and is produced and distributed each year by WestStar TalkRadio Network

An American Ass-Strike 

When in an ethnic restaurante you pop squat at the first open stall to drop some #2's. You squeeze the first one out but before finishing up AND without pulling your pants up you scoot to as many stalls as possible dropping a couple pre-packaged American made human explosives. The goal is to hit as many porcelain targets as possible. Are you going to flush? Shit no! Let them see the devastation first hand. Make sure you sign USA on the mirror with hand soap.

God Bless America
Your at a local ethnic eatery and you need to let one loose. You walk into the bathroom to find yourself the only one occupying it. This is prime opportunity to call in the big guns with "An American Ass-Strike" and wreak havoc with a continuous air to sea bombing. Squat, shuffle, repeat and ride that ass-strike all the way to the land of the free and home of the brave.

confused as an american in a salad bar 

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.
He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

songs from an american movie

A loose concept album from the band Everclear. Both albums were released in 2000.
- Songs From An American Movie; Volume 1: Learning How to Smile
- Songs From An American Movie; Volume 2: Good Time For A Bad Attitude

"In Watermelon Sugar" is an American 

"once a potato arised out of the floor and said:
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"
i definetly typed by hand" "In Watermelon Sugar" is an American " and looked what appear in my computer...
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/

sounds like an american mom 

typically referring to milf, u probably sound hot, like HOT. people would just literally cream listening to your voice
"bro, she sounds like an american mom!"

"bet she's smoking hot"